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So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar.

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Bartender says, Get outa here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar.

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A cow, a pig..

Tarmac

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm .

He says, Pint please, and one for the road.

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Bacon and Eggs

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Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar.

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The bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve breakfast.

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Three legged dog

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A three-legged dog walks into a bar.

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The dogs says, I'm looking for the man that shot my pa.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar.

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The bartender says, "We have a drink here named after you."

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The grasshopper says, "Bob?"

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Source of Image:

http://animals.howstuffworks.com/insects/grasshopper-info1.htm

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A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.

The bartender says, We don't serve mushrooms here.

The mushroom says, Why not? I'm a fun guy!.

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Horse

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A horse walks into a bar.
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The bartender says, Why the long face?
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Rene Descartes

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Rene Descartes walks into a bar and sits down.
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The bartender comes over to his table and asks if he would like a beer.

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Rene responds, I think not, and disappears.

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